Guest star: Marshall and a part of his book with the dangers of google translate.

Here is an excerpt from Marshall's story:

  I started slapping uncle bacon (ps I'm his niece :o).

"wake up, you lazy strip of  grease!" i yelled as i slapped him silly. Finally he started to wake up.

  "Who the milkshake are you?" he asked while rubbing his swollen cheeks groggily. 

  "It's me! Your niece, sushi!" I said happily while doing a dance to commemorate the moment, "I defeated that giant scary ma-bobber with my awesome powers!"  

  "No, you didn't, young lady! You just scared 'em off!" yapped old lady prune juice. 

  I stuck my tongue out at her and called her some names before the senior police came and scolded me for yelling at old people. (Don't worry, Bacon bailed me out later. :D) 

Here it is after being translated into japanese and back to english on google translate:


Journal of Sushi / Day 1: continued

  I), Bacon's uncle slapping (his niece I: Oh ps I started. Grease "when waking up, lazy strip!" I slapped him silly, I cried. Finally he began to wake up.
  "Who Is Milk?" While he rubbed his swollen cheeks and asked groggily.
  "That's me! Your niece, sushi!" While I am dancing to celebrate a happy moment and said, "I have great force, breaking the terrible giant horse float!"
  "No, you, young lady! Your own 'em off not afraid!" The old lady Jusupurun yapped.
  I have some names come in front of her police officer and his tongue sticking out she called me crying in the elderly scolded. (Do not worry, bacon relief to me.: D) is


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